I let a friend talk me into asking a semi friend into being one of my bridesmaids. Now I’m so sorry I did it. She is fat. I mean REALLY GODDAMMED FAT. Fat to the point NO one fuckin makes dresses in size 36. I had to find a seamstress who could custom make the dress. NOT FUCKING CHEAP. Then I ask, what size shoe do you wear? I ask, because I’m not only paying for her dress (that costs 3x what everyone else’s did) but I’m buying her shoes. She says, 13WW. FUCK ME! Who the hell makes women’s shoes in 13WW that aren’t ugly old lady shoes? Forget it. Nothing. And then I see her at a restaurant eating enough for 10 people and I think BITCH PUT DOWN THE FUCKING FORK BEFORE YOU GO UP ANOTHER GODDAMNED SIZE! Ok I like the girl but shit on toast she’s getting expensive. Why the hell did I listen to my other friend? I am starting to think she talked me into this just to screw with me.

I don’t care if you approve this post because my email and name and all are bogus. I just needed to vent. I can’t say shit to anyone I know because I sound like a bitch ass bridezilla, going off on my bridesmaid for being a fat ass who doesn’t fit into anything. I should have known this would be a problem before I asked, I mean, she’s been a horse ever since I first met her. It’s not like she gained 200 pounds after I asked. But shit.